The dress was too much
If you don't understand why Jeff is dressed so nicely to kill a turkey than you obviously do not know and or do not care what game came out Tuesday. So if that is the case let's go with he wanted to look nice for dinner.
Let's all take a moment to be thankful that Twinkies are saved. Now let's all take a moment to check if there was any return policy on that eBay purchase we made. A crate really does seem like too much now. Should have really thought this one through.
We wish you all a spare moment to enjoy a home cooked meal before you rush out for things at low prices and to all a Happy Thanksgiving. Also share our comic. Thanks!