You wouldn't guess it, but Aaron has quite the lumps and is a wiz with paper mache. One time he crafted himself a newspaper. Yes newspapers are the main ingredient of paper mache, but he crafted one people actually read. It was nuts. He then crafted himself a bicycle and delivered them door to door. Only made it to the first door though. It started raining and well paper mache does not stand up well to water. He's a persistent fella though. Carried that pile of wet mush door to door and made sure everyone got their paper. Did he ever ask for a thank you? No. Just doing his duty.
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