Give her a chance
Jeff has a simple rule he lives by as to whether a girl is too big for him. I have been unable to disprove his solid formula and dare you to. What is his test? Ask him. Or if you already have private messaged him on Last Chance.com and not gotten a response you failed. i don't know how people did this blind dating thing before the internet. Oh that's right they didn't. We all just settled for our cousin who lived just outside of town who claimed she was as pure as the driven snow. Whatever that means. Like is it driven on snow? That seems like it would be muddy. So you would just marry that cousin that's like the muddy snow that gathers on your tires.
You may have noticed the panels are wider and stacked on top of each other. We are trying something new because we want to give you more. We are so generous like that. Do you like more comic? Let us know by sharing us with your friends or random strangers while enjoying a drink out like I do. We broke a personal best this last week and I think we need to continue that trend. Once you hit a milestone like a THOUSAND views you don't ever want to go back. Perhaps we should just add drunk rants at bars to the advertising budget, seems to work.
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