He becomes something else entirely
Nolan is getting our dollars and we are more than happy to give them to him, but to fully enjoy our trade of paper for eye candy we need to go in blind. We both have our methods of doing just that. Aaron has taken it to quite the extreme. In fact he won't even read what I'm typing here because he's afraid I know something. Well I actually do know something and will reveal it to all the loyal readers later on. Until then let's talk about that surprise party we are planning for Cannot Save Here's Birthday. I talked to the staff and we all agree no strippers. Okay hold on I'm being told no Male strippers. Wait, no human strippers? Is there really a dog stripping service? Okay I'm not Googling that my red flag list is long enough. I'm exercising my Power of Veto and saying no animal strippers. Unless George "The Animal" Steele is available.
You should share us with friends. You know how to do that? "Like" us on Facebook, follow us on the Twitter @Cannotsavehere, and holla at us if you see us on the street. It's still our Birthdays coming up, Aaron's, Mine, and the comic's so get your shopping on. Aaron's is less than a week away! We expect some Birthday love or we're putting cream cheese in your fish tank.