Sometimes you just have to take risks in life. Sitting next to a gent who clearly may have just had a lobotomy isn't a risk anyone should take. Not anyone who wishes to stay on their diet that is. Crazy people always seem to have sweets on them. I know my Grandmother always did. She also used three tubs of icing on one cake. Makes my foot fall off just thinking about it.
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