Taco Bell and Mark Wahlberg care
Surprise parties work best when the one doing the planning can keep track of what day it is. It's not that I would forget anyone's Birthday it's just I get lost in my work. I know what you're saying, "Jason you don't do much of anything. You rant at the end of a comic once a week and sleep in." And to that I say you're right. Oh the good life.
This Friday, rain or shine we are making a big announcement on our Twitter, Tumblr and Facebook. So if you aren't already following us you should get in on that or else you'll have to wait. No one likes waiting. What's our big reveal Friday? Probably ice cream. Yup spoiler alert, we're treating everyone to ice cream. There's this place right in town with the most delicious frozen treats. Did you subscribe to us yet? Well I lied. There's no ice cream. There is an announcement come Friday and that's no lie.