You wanted the best
We do so much to make you guys like us. So much and you don't even make eye contact in the cafeteria. We sent away that foreign exchange student so that there was room at our table and everything. Today was the day we were going to invite you over to our place to play Mario Kart and you just walked on by as if we didn't even exist. Why are you so cold to us? Why?
Sorry zoned out there and went to a dark place. So anyways you wanna know a secret? Well this line isn't safe. Meet us on our Facebook Page or Twitter and all will soon be revealed. Also "Like" us so that all of your friends on Facebook will see us. It's about time we meet your friends. We've been seeing each other forever and we never go out. Let's go out somewhere. I hear there's a new Italian place opened up by the indoor flea market. The ball is in your court.