It is true that flare guns are meant for emergencies only. It is also true that when I have been drinking I have amazing ideas. Skip to me buying a flare gun at 3:00 am. It would be irresponsible of me to tell you how much fun it is to shoot off a flare gun. Or for me to tell you stories of drunk flare gun fun, so I won't. Instead if you would like an additional laugh you should see our guest comic at The Obscure Gentlemen's site. Where did I put that link... http://theobscuregentlemen.com/2012/05/16/guest-comic-cannot-save-here/
Oh but you can't click that till after Midnight. You can, but it will take you to an error message. Like that girl from Summer Camp we promise if you are patient you will be rewarded. Oh and they might be in a different time zone... We never discussed that. So you might want to check back in the morning if at 3am it doesn't work. Considering you have all this free time you should "Like" us on Facebook, follow us on the Twitter, and yell our name from the rooftops shout it out.
Oh and hey Obscure Gentlemen are some very cool dudes so go through and read their archives when you get a chance. Perhaps tomorrow morning while you wait for your peanut butter toast to dry.