That is the game
Except I paid $7.50 for it and not $2. What a rip off!
Spoiler Alert: The following rant is full of Geekness
The game, if you haven't ever played it, is horrible. I remember reading articles about it while it was in development and they sounded so excited about it. One of the key points on the back of the box is that it has the real voice actors from the movie, except there is absolutely no words spoken by the characters other than Ron Perlman's Hellboy. Not a single cut scene has anyone other than Hellboy. Mind you you can play co-op, but once the cut scene comes along your partner just goes missing. Did I just dream I was playing two player? While we're on the subject of co-op let's pick it apart more. They use split screen even though they zoom out the camera as if you were on the same screen and then the areas prevent you from moving forward without each other. Speaking of moving forward, you as the second player can't. That's right even though the game gives you prompts on how to move things or beat the special enemies, but guess what? Only Hellboy can do any of that. Enemies are boring and not creative in the least and neither are the level designs. I admit I couldn't play any longer than five minutes. Finishing the first level was left up to my co-op partner and good friend Jeff who you may remember has frequented our comic. Well he wouldn't stop without an achievement. He would not let that game leave a blemish on his profile. Well God bless him. No one dared play after the first level, but Youtube revealed that there wasn't anything for us anyways. Oh and to make matters worse they had hidden items or whatever as if people were going to finish this game and then go back and play it again to collect them all. Riiiiight.
So the Geekness is done, but you guys should reach into your inner Geekdom and "Like" us on Facebook, follow us on the Twitter, and just do awesome stuff to promote us like write our comic's name in icing on those delicious cupcakes you were making for the PTA.