Least it answered at all
The Magic 8 Ball apparently has twenty different responses. One of which may save your life. It takes an average of seventy-two questions asked of the Magic 8 Ball to get all the possible answers. I also should have asked the 8 Ball if fact spewing was the best way to open this rant, but I didn't. I used it for more selfish things. I had a Magic 8 Ball when I was a child. One day I became curious about what was going on inside of it so I took it outside and smashed it against the sidewalk. To this day 8 Balls don't like to give me direct answers. Don't anger the Magic Spirits within the Ball is the take away from that. The sad thing is that I don't even remember what I discovered after doing such a thing except that my Father didn't like walking through plastic shrapnel and blue liquid while on his way inside from work. I blame the internet. I Googled my curiosity and had an answer to all of my questions about the Magic 8 Ball in seconds. Why didn't I have this power when I was younger? I would have never smashed that 8 Ball and perhaps changed my future.
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