I have a similar ritual for the morning paper
I told Aaron to be generous with the money, "Only use big bills" I said. I thought it was funny so I'm sharing that with you. Wish I had worked that into some clever dialogue, but no I just blurted it out in the opening of my rant. This is a pretty accurate portrayal of the events just moments after receiving my refund except I actually sang "I'm Proud to be an American". Not in public domain sadly. You know what I'm just messing with you I have no idea if either of these songs are actually in public domain or not. But enough of that take a look at that flat stomach. Mmmm I must work out. No shoes no shirt and I still get service...
So there's this great thing and I thought I'd use this space as a way to tell you all about it because well otherwise you wouldn't listen. But as long as you think I'm going to say something important you'll keep reading. Gelli Baff!! It turns your bath water into slime. Yeah I said slime. It comes in four different colors, three scents, and even color changing formulas. Okay Aaron just told me to stop and to talk about the comic and how you can "Like" us on Facebook and follow us on the Twitter for all the soon to be amazing up to date news and just all round humor. Okay he's gone now so listen this stuff is awesome, you add the powder to your bath water and Poof magic happens and you have this awesome slime. Just don't eat it or get it in your eyes. It is soap kind of so that's still a no no. It's also not tested on animals. Well I don't know that, but I did not test it on animals so I'm assuming they didn't either. It's available online at their store or soon to be available at local retailers like Toys R Us and Target!! You can even fill up the whole pool!!! I'm not sure why I just plugged this product for free, except for that it's AWESOME.
Once more in case you didn't read all that, "Like" us on Facebook and follow us on the Twitter @CannotSaveHere because well we are going to be doing cool stuff soon and you should be in the know. Also we hit an anniversary last week. Six months of this and we're still going strong. Hope you guys continue to support us as we continue forward in the adventure and we will be sure to reward you all for your loyalty.