So it's Valentine's Day
Not sure if "happy" should be included in that. For a holiday that requires you to be involved with someone in order to celebrate. New Years at least gives you drinking in case you don't have someone to kiss at midnight, President's Day gives you great car deals despite your status of citizenship, but what does Valentine's Day give you if you don't have someone to spend it with? Bitterness. But we're not in the business of making you sad so instead we try our best to bring a smile to your face this Valentine's Day despite your relationship status on Facebook. Because we love you more than St. Valentine. He's a jerk.
Speaking of Facebook, "Like" us on that thing already. Come on it's the least you could do for us seeing as you guys dropped the ball on the pastries. We'll give you one more chance. In about a month it's St. Patty's Day. We require alcohol. Thank you. March 17th mark it on your calendar. And if you "Like" us on Facebook you may even find out what bar we'll be at. How exciting!! Oh and if you follow us on the Twitter you may just see our drunk Tweets for the day even if you don't make it out to see us in person.