Please put down your weapon, you have 20 seconds to comply
In the very first comic it was established Aaron had a gun. Well I guess it really just established that given a zombie outbreak he had access to one. I on the other hand only have access to a Nintendo Zapper gun, but this comic would imply that I in the near future acquire police training of some sort. They don't just turn anybody into Robocops you know. Also a glimpse of the future, old man Aaron wears his pants a little higher and rocks some pretty sweet suspenders.
I picture a fourth panel to this comic. Ever since it's conception I saw Robojay pulling out his desert eagle and telling Aaron to drop his weapon. Of course we have to stop at a certain point or our comic would go on forever. If we had it our way we would have filled in the 30 years between panels one and two, instead you'll just have to stay tuned in. Let me see at our current rate of updates, that's 3 panels every week, for 52 weeks in a year, times 30 years... 4,680 panels we saved you with simply writing "30 years later".
Oh and thanks to Facebook's nifty new tools we now know a little bit more about our readers. This changes nothing though because we still think we know what's best for you though and will continue to offer you the same taste of humor we have for 31 strips. In a couple of weeks we will be celebrating our 6 month anniversary. I know you guys have been thinking about what to get us and we'll make it simple for you, more subscribers, readers, and a nice scarf. Something simple and warm. Preferably in red. We both like red.