If you believe that, I have some clothes for you to buy.
Sadly the question in the first panel was real. Where the older person got the idea that a device could show movies without a T.V. is beyond me. Is it our fault? Are all these portable devices confusing the elderly? Do they even understand what a Blu Ray player is? It wasn't too long ago that I helped another customer with the idea of Bluetooth. I felt it was a lost cause really. They just kept asking what cord did they need to plug it in. The more I thought about it the more I realized how much the technology of today would just seem like magic to someone who grew up running from wild velociraptors on a day to day basis just to get to school. Cave paintings were such an easier creative medium. You knew where it originated from and was easy to update. Of course the picture quality sucked. I mean seriously what was the best cave wall, 360p? And if your tribe happened to be out of the whole fire loop forget about it. You could barely even see the picture.
Hey! You there! Yeah you! You have friends right? The very least you have family or co-workers right? Well why haven't you told them about the comic you enjoy every week? Are you ashamed of us? Are we just your dirty little secret? Well we can't go on like this for much longer. If you're not going to tell your friends about us then maybe we should just stop seeing each other. It's going to be hard for us at first. Obviously we'll miss spending time together, but yes... it's for the best.
Oh you. We can't stay mad at you. Come here. Let's hug it out. Just promise you'll hit "Like" and friend us on Facebook.