That Crab Isn't Entirely Safe
I can't watch T.V. at night without feeling like a total selfish jerk. Every time that commercial comes on I have to turn away so I don't make eye contact with those poor abused and mistreated animals. And then Sarah has to chime in "in the arms of an angel..." really Sarah? Oh my God now they got Willie Nelson in on the madness! Willie who do you owe money to that they forced you to do this depressing commercial? Wait Willie don't answer that. Okay that being said we at Cannot Save Here absolutely love animals. Well you know in a respectable way. We don't like get hot for them or anything. I mean sometimes Zeus will lay on my feet and they get pretty warm, but I'm not physically attracted to him.
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