Some Random Braud
Hey Nintendo, that's product placement right there. Please give us Nintendo 3DSs please. We don't even need more than one. We'll share. If you would also be so kind we will take at least one copy of Super Mario 3D Land and two copies of Mario Kart 7. No luck huh? Alright well how about you Five Guys? Fifty percent of the staff here at Cannot Save Here love your restaurant and the other fifty percent has never eaten there. Send us some gift cards. Do you have gift cards? If you don't just please send a hamburger with everything to us. Pack it as you see fit. I'd suggest a box lined with pancakes to soak up the grease and to pad it for shipping.
In completely unrelated news we have an idea for Eggo, they are burger grease flavored pancakes. Not sold? How about we throw in bacon. Yeah now it's a million dollar idea. Let's take that to the bank and buy some Nintendo 3DSs. One for everyone! Okay but you guys are going to have to reimburse us for those DSs. We're not running a charity here. Just a free comic that updates every Wednesday with bonuses here and there. Tell your friends. And "Like" us on Facebook.