Where the Heart Is
I'm sure you've been in one of those relationships where someone just ends up leaving there stuff over at your place until eventually they've "moved in". Well apparently that's the situation here at Cannot Save Here. I can't blame Jay at all. I mean with his drinking habits (beer at breakfast?) I'm sure he doesn't even know where he lays his head at night.
So look! We have new borders! Yeah we're trying to clean up the place around here. Raise the roof and what not. And bubbles. We got bubbles too. Try to refrain from any bubble blowing jokes, you're better than that. Well maybe you're not and that's why you come here and laugh week after week. So thanks for coming back week after week and for sending your friends this way. What? You haven't told your friends about us? Well what are you waiting for? The "Like" button is right there. Click click and perhaps you'll earn toast for yourself. Mmmm My Lil Pony Jam on toast. Someone call Smuckers because they should totally make that, with glitter. Glitter is so edible. I've licked so many strippers and haven't fell ill from glitter once. Not once. I would love to work in that factory rubbing jam on strippers to gather their glitter. What? Is there any other source of glitter besides strippers and magic ponies? And I don't believe in animal cruelty so we're going to have to call that place by the airport.