I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts
Here at Cannot Save Here we like breasts. And if we have to wear a pink ribbon, shirt, or even a dress to save a breast or two we will. Preferably in sets of two, not that we're prejudice against the single boob. So if you lost a boob in a bear-shark attack we want you to know you're still beautiful. Unless you weren't physically attractive in the first place in which case losing that boob didn't help any. Seriously what were you thinking swimming with a bear-shark? Especially with your tatas hanging out like that. You kind of asked for it. You are essentially a walking bear-shark tease. For your safety you should probably just stay on land if you are going to leave your breasts out. In front of a camera. You know so there are witnesses. In case anything was to happen they could testify in open court. Just looking out for your safety.
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