No Sex in the Champagne Room
Before I was on a first name basis with some fantastic ladies who happened to hold T-Pain's heart, I would often be asked if I had any drugs on me. It's these moments I wished I did do drugs because well a little bit goes along way. The exchange rate is just amazing. Like how I'm sure it used to feel to be an American anywhere in the world maybe ten years ago. So I'd explain to them I took the advice of The Ninja Turtles and so many arcade machines of the early 90s and I stayed off of drugs. Luckily most girls in that profession also have short attention spans and I never had to go into much more detail. Wait, what was I getting at? Anyways Today's strip is dedicated to those wonderful girls who never give their real names and always let me pick the next song on the jukebox.
*Pro Tip- If a Stripper ever asks if you have a history of neck problems just say yes. If you say no you'll only be setting yourself up for the most terrifying/erotic 5 minutes of your life.